|Lookin' good with green skin.|
There is hope for people who have lost their way. One no longer has to venture out on his own on a journey to discover his true identity. If you don’t feel that you know who you are, do not fear. There are a billion (mild exaggeration) quizzes and interpretations of your habits out on the Internet to help you figure it all out. And, I have taken them all. Okay, not all of them.
I am R2D2. Captain Kirk. Sushi. Maleficent. I should have gone to Stanford. I am “Community Organizer Barack Obama.” – I don’t really want to be any kind of Barack Obama so that quiz was not super helpful. The British paper (tabloid?) The Daily Express. Disney Princess Belle – I would have preferred Aurora but hell, at least it’s not Ariel. Although if you do the match up of my Myers-Briggs profile with Disney characters, I am Mulan or Pocahantas. ???? What?
|Just, wow. THAT is a car.|
I am Pixar car Sally – this means nothing to me. Where as the quiz that said I am a Stretch Hummer?! I just find that offensive. OBVIOUSLY, I would be a McLaren F1. Fine automotive enthusiasts, interpret that how you like. The Stretch Hummer quiz clearly did not take my curves into account. I am Count von Count from Sesame Street. I am the Swedish Chef on the Muppets. What kind of wife am I? I am a “Good Wife: You're not so perfect that you look fake and you don't nag so much that you'll end up in divorce court!" – Perhaps I should have that printed on a business card for future use as I am actually not married.
|Bork. Bork. Bork. Ray Bourque? We like him too.|
Papa Smurf! Jake Gyllenhaal – on which one of Taylor Swift’s boyfriends I would be. I guess “the guy that would never date that vapid hoe” wasn’t an option. I am not an asshole at all on the “How much of an asshole are you?” quiz. According to a video of animated cocktails, my favorite cocktail says that, “If I have to stand in line to get in some place, I won’t go.” He also said I only own one pair of nice shoes. Something went wrong there…
|Yeah, I'm not so sure about that one.|