Lookin' good with green skin. |
There is hope for people who have lost their way. One no
longer has to venture out on his own on a journey to discover his true
identity. If you don’t feel that you know who you are, do not fear. There are a
billion (mild exaggeration) quizzes and interpretations of your habits out on
the Internet to help you figure it all out. And, I have taken them all. Okay,
not all of them.
I am R2D2.
Captain Kirk. Sushi. Maleficent. I should have gone to Stanford. I am
“Community Organizer Barack Obama.” – I don’t really want to be any kind of
Barack Obama so that quiz was not super helpful. The British paper (tabloid?)
The Daily Express. Disney Princess Belle – I would have preferred Aurora but
hell, at least it’s not Ariel. Although if you do the match up of my
Myers-Briggs profile with Disney characters, I am Mulan or Pocahantas. ???? What?
Just, wow. THAT is a car. |
I am Pixar car Sally – this means nothing to
me. Where as the quiz that said I am a Stretch Hummer?! I just find that
offensive. OBVIOUSLY, I would be a McLaren F1. Fine automotive enthusiasts, interpret that how you like. The Stretch Hummer
quiz clearly did not take my curves into account. I am Count von Count from
Sesame Street. I am the Swedish Chef on the Muppets. What kind of wife am I? I
am a “Good Wife: You're not so perfect that you look fake and you don't
nag so much that you'll end up in divorce court!" – Perhaps I should have that
printed on a business card for future use as I am actually not married.
Bork. Bork. Bork. Ray Bourque? We like him too. |
Papa Smurf!
Jake Gyllenhaal – on which one of Taylor Swift’s boyfriends I would be. I guess
“the guy that would never date that vapid hoe” wasn’t an option. I am not an
asshole at all on the “How much of an asshole are you?” quiz. According to a
video of animated cocktails, my favorite cocktail says that, “If I have to
stand in line to get in some place, I won’t go.” He also said I only own one
pair of nice shoes. Something went wrong there…
Yeah, I'm not so sure about that one. |
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