These Fage yogurts with fruit have corn starch in them. I DON'T WANT CORN IN MY YOGURT!!!!!!!!! |
What is up with this country’s obsession with Greek style
yogurt? For someone who
Yes, I am
angry. No, I do not want to eat that Dannon or Yoplait shit. What I want is a
large selection of delicious flavors of European style yogurts like I would
find in a Swiss grocery store. Is that too much to ask? I restrain myself from
approaching the status of “world’s most annoying fan of Switzerland” by not
regularly sharing how greatly superior die Schweiz is to die Vereinigten Staaten, but really, have you
been there? Have you ever viewed their yogurt sections? They have mocha and
coffee flavored yogurts in those nice semi liquid cream states in a NORMAL
sized portion. They have blood orange yogurt. They have grapefruit yogurt. THEY
HAVE KIWI YOGURT. Sometimes, their yogurt even comes with a spoon attached to the
package. And usually, every piece of the package can be recycled. Sadly, I do
not live in my desired locale. And I am stuck going to Whole Paycheck, where I
have a small selection of boring flavors. But all the rest of you – you freaky
people with your FREAKY GREEK YOGURT- you just CARRY ON. Go ahead and eat your
weird, thick paste-like amorphous goop. FINE!
someone had quite the good haul of Migros brand yogurt (that would be Swiss grocery store brand). there's some raspberry, apple pear, peach melba, vanilla rhubarb, and red currant. |
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